my conversation with finley

this morning i heard finley playing in our closet so i opened the door. me: what are you doing in here? finley: i'm pooping mommy. me: okay, lets go change your diaper. finley: no. just pee. just pee. me: hmmmm. what's that smell then? as we're walking to her room. finley: {laughing hysterically} i'm tricking you. i'm tricking you! my poop so tiny. my poop so hard. {more laughing} seriously, i couldn't come up with this stuff if i tried. such a silly little trickster.